“Tonight we will enjoy only the finest of tastes and only the snootiest of laughter.”
— Preston Northwest, Gravity Falls
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Sage Advice
Don’t forget to add “F-inna-circle double-you double-you double-you dot space” before your website address so people know you’re on the computer.
An angry thunderbolt of terror explodes out of the ocean’s depths!
♬ Daa–dumb. Daa–dumb. Da–dumb da–dumb da–dumb da–dumb.
Jaws it ain’t.
“A lousier movie may get made one of these days or years, but it will have to wrest the trophy from the dead and icy grasp of Orca.” — LA Times
“If it were medically possible to overdose on claptrap, Orca, which opened yesterday at the Criterion and other theaters, would be compelled to carry a warning from the Surgeon General.” — The New York Times
Well, now I’m probably going to have to find and watch it.
Spoiler alert: Bo Derek (in her movie debut) supposedly gets her leg chomped off in this masterpiece.
Coca-Cola 1906 – Victorians sure talked purdy.
Fun fact: Just three years before this 1906 ad from Massengale Advertising ran, cocaine was removed from the Coca-Cola formula.
Behold.
Back in 2000 or so, DDB Chicago changed Leo Burnett’s “Behold, the power of cheese.” for America’s Dairy Farmers to “Ahh, the power of cheese.” after winning the account.
20 years later, I am no longer mad, but I am still disappointed.
Is that an unlimited data plan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It’s almost as if Cricket Wireless is encouraging the Internet to add penises to their characters.
Dangling the opportunity right in front of us, so to speak.
Some Light Reading in the Drive-Thru Lane
I suspect a Wendy’s committee added those middle three lines, but it does explain their square burger patties.
Bros before hoes.
Other foods we tried dunking in milk before settling on Oreo cookies:
Watermelon
Tuna Sandwiches
Buffalo Wings
Pop Rocks
Brussels Sprouts
Sardines
Beef Jerky
Ghost Peppers
Lasagna
Green Olives
Moments later, they were trampled by the herd.
