I have a theory that the only reason Red (strong) Charmin exists is to take valuable shelf space away from other brands so that people buy more Blue (soft) Charmin.
What we need is Plaid Charmin, bringing soft and strong back into one toilet paper. And as a bonus, the Plaid Charmin Poopbears would be friggin’ adorable.
A huge Fall and Winter 1902/1903 catalog for Chicago’s Tailor-Made Clothing Co. filled with — so this is where that phrase comes from — fashion plates!
I learned something!
(See tape dispenser for scale. I won this at an auction but still haven’t figured out how to store it because it’s too wide for my plastic bins.)Continue reading
He had money. Fame. An ingenious mind, devastating looks and a passionate soul.
His cheekbones carved by the gods. His jaw set in utter confidence.
Men and women wanted to be him. Do him. Breathe the air next to him.
Angels heralded his every entrance. Devils coveted his many charms.
What was his secret?
Beef Ravioli by Chef Boyardee.
I was at Cascade’s website trying to figure out the difference between Cascade Platinum and Cascade Complete and didn’t see the “Of Clorox” in the list under “Cascade With The Power” and I would totally buy Cascade With The Power instead of Cascade Platinum or Cascade Complete.
Let’s make this happen, people!
It tasted like a Big Mac. Continue reading