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Wipe Out The Competition
I have a theory that the only reason Red (strong) Charmin exists is to take valuable shelf space away from other brands so that people buy more Blue (soft) Charmin.
What we need is Plaid Charmin, bringing soft and strong back into one toilet paper. And as a bonus, the Plaid Charmin Poopbears would be friggin’ adorable.
Now with more diarrhoea!
Gadzooks! Post-Victorian Fashion!
A huge Fall and Winter 1902/1903 catalog for Chicago’s Tailor-Made Clothing Co. filled with — so this is where that phrase comes from — fashion plates!
I learned something!
(See tape dispenser for scale. I won this at an auction but still haven’t figured out how to store it because it’s too wide for my plastic bins.)
Continue readingThe Secret
He had money. Fame. An ingenious mind, devastating looks and a passionate soul.
His cheekbones carved by the gods. His jaw set in utter confidence.
Men and women wanted to be him. Do him. Breathe the air next to him.
Angels heralded his every entrance. Devils coveted his many charms.
What was his secret?
Beef Ravioli by Chef Boyardee.
Dungasaurus
It’s more properly called coprolite, but somebody at the antique store understands the target audience.
Introducing Cascade’s most powerful dishwasher detergent ever!
I was at Cascade’s website trying to figure out the difference between Cascade Platinum and Cascade Complete and didn’t see the “Of Clorox” in the list under “Cascade With The Power” and I would totally buy Cascade With The Power instead of Cascade Platinum or Cascade Complete.
Cascade With The Power
Let’s make this happen, people!
The adtothebone review of McDonald’s Grand Mac
The McDonald’s Grandma, err… Grand Mac with a miniature $100 bill to mess up your sense of scale.
It tasted like a Big Mac. Continue reading
Looks like Disney spiced up the original story a bit.
Limited Edition Trump Tic Tac — Grab ’em today!
It’s gonna be yuge.