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Never before published in Kentucky Fried Chicken’s official history or Colonel Harland David Sanders’ biography, it has now been revealed that the Colonel suffered from dissociative identity disorder in his later years after selling the corporation to John Y. Brown, Jr. in 1964. Read the rest of this entry »

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Never shake hands with a Genitalien.

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Happy new year, my friends,
be ye far off or closer.

As for Two Thousand Nine,
I say “Take off, you hoser!”

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The 2007 Christmas card video from Kranzler Kingsley advertising agency and K2 Interactive. (In Quicktime)
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“What do you do for a living?”

“I work for a integrated marketing communications company.”

“What the hell is that?”

“An ad agency.”

“Ahhh.”

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Just be thankful they’re artificially flavored.

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If you’re hiking in the mountains of Italy with your buddies and you start to hear dueling hurdy gurdies in the distance, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

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