Average lifespan for Paleolithic people: 30-34 years.
Average age modern people try out the Paleo diet: 40-44 years.
Food for Thought
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Are they made from real orangutans?
“This ape is great!”
Frozen 2: Electric Boogaloo
“Dammit, Sally! Stop laughing and fetch me some help!”
— some kid on April 13 in North Dakota
Dove is Mentos is Dove is Mentos
I thought that TV commercial seemed familiar.
Which word did you see first?
Malcolm Gladwell would probably be good at this.
Truth in Packaging: Goo-Goo Cluster Edition
Expectation…
…Reality
Still ate it, though.
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but its spine is a friggin’ tattletale.
What a fine collection of weighty tomes from the Barnes & Noble bargain section…
…Dammit, Barnes & Noble!
So close.
Why cattle shouldn’t smoke.
Look out, cool and rebellious cow!
Another Reason Why You Should Talk To Strangers
(After almost running into a couple’s shopping cart while going around a corner at Big Lots during the Friends & Family weekend event…*)
Me: “Excuse me.”
Her: “Sorry.”
Me: “It’s like a demolition derby in here.”
Him: “Especially with her driving.”
Me: “Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight.”
Her: “I’m thinking the garage.”
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*I’m on a budget.
Top 8 Ham Cereals
Sugar Snouts
Shredded Oink
Kellogg’s Special P
Piggy Pebbles
Honey Bunches of Ham
Chicharrónios
Squeeeeeeeeties
Cinnamon Pork Crunch