Expectation…
…Reality
Still ate it, though.
Truth in Packaging: Goo-Goo Cluster Edition
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You can’t judge a book by its cover, but its spine is a friggin’ tattletale.
What a fine collection of weighty tomes from the Barnes & Noble bargain section…
…Dammit, Barnes & Noble!
So close.
Why cattle shouldn’t smoke.
Look out, cool and rebellious cow!
Another Reason Why You Should Talk To Strangers
(After almost running into a couple’s shopping cart while going around a corner at Big Lots during the Friends & Family weekend event…*)
Me: “Excuse me.”
Her: “Sorry.”
Me: “It’s like a demolition derby in here.”
Him: “Especially with her driving.”
Me: “Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight.”
Her: “I’m thinking the garage.”
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*I’m on a budget.
Top 8 Ham Cereals
Sugar Snouts
Shredded Oink
Kellogg’s Special P
Piggy Pebbles
Honey Bunches of Ham
Chicharrónios
Squeeeeeeeeties
Cinnamon Pork Crunch
[sips… sips again...] I think Taco John’s used the wrong beans.
Sometimes making a brave beverage choice backfires.
The Last Two Ice Age Deniers
“Hot enough for you, Ralph?”
“It’s like a sauna out here!”
“Whew! I sure could go for a cold one!”
“It’s so hot I can’t feel my legs!”
“It’s so hot my balls just broke off!”
“Hot. So hot.”
“So very hot.”
That’s one small step for man…
Even with conclusive evidence like this photo, millions of people still believe America faked the Apollo 11 moon landing.
“Stay frisky, my friends.”
“I don’t always eat treats, but when I do, I prefer Temptations.”
— The Most Interesting Cat In The World
This one’s for the ladies.
The rubber fetish wear was a big hit at Betty’s first Passion Party.