
…than by taking her to Hooters on Mother’s Day! Wait, what!?

…than by taking her to Hooters on Mother’s Day! Wait, what!?

And now I’m sharing it on various social media channels! Oh my goodness!

Federal Express Express — When it absolutely, positively has to be there redundantly.™


Gary and Greg found it hard to hide their disappointment after realizing their pizza score was Little Caesars.


Little touches can have a big impact.
Photo is of the spiffy back flap of a Mezzetta envelope sent to me after an email correspondence regarding their discontinued Olives in Habanero Hot Sauce — a jar of fiery and unfathomable deliciousness that I hope and pray they will one day dis-discontinue.
I’m currently going through a case of shingles* and Mezzetta made me smile. Not a small feat.
*the medical condition, not the roofing material
For one reason or other, my younger self saw fit to clip out this John Cleese photo and quote 20 or so years ago.
I found it again this weekend while going through some old boxes of mine. Sharing commenced.


Five seconds later, her hair burst into flames.
Way back in 1994 as I was working a graveyard shift at Kinko’s Copy Center in Grand Forks, North Dakota, I decided to make the under-the-glass counter display of blank résumé paper samples a wee bit more interesting. This was the result.
I was bored.
