The Giblet that Refreshes

The Fifties were a dark time, especially since they hadn’t yet figured out the recipe for Coca-Cola-glazed turkey.

1959 two-page Coca-Cola / Coke Thanksgiving magazine ad

“Grandma, did you forget to make the damned potatoes again?”

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Subway’s tagline from their short-lived foray into edgy advertising.

fresh as f*ck

Just don’t ask what they renamed their sandwich artists.

At least they tried.

Somewhere between Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours and Tusk, there was this.

Ludwig Rockers magazine ad with Mick Fleetwood from the back cover of Canadian Musician, April 1979

Forget the drum heads, Mick, and let’s talk about that glorious coat!
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Awkward Brands

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The Secret

He had money. Fame. An ingenious mind, devastating looks and a passionate soul.

His cheekbones carved by the gods. His jaw set in utter confidence.

Men and women wanted to be him. Do him. Breathe the air next to him.

Angels heralded his every entrance. Devils coveted his many charms.

What was his secret?

Beef Ravioli by Chef Boyardee.

When in doubt, mumble

When in charge, ponder When in trouble, delegate When in doubt, mumble

I found some curious vintage leadership advice at the local Goodwill store. And yes, it went home with me for the low, low price of $1.99.

Respect to Siggi’s for not being afraid of awesome words like “vexatious”.

When you’re late to the party but the orgy’s just begun.

Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc is the perfect choice for a swingin’ Saturday night.

Grab a glass, drop your pants, and undo ordinary.

I bet Les Nessman subscribes.

Dungasaurus

It’s more properly called coprolite, but somebody at the antique store understands the target audience.