Several governors have now declared square dancing to be an essential service.
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What happens after MAGA folks are told to practice social distancing.
Another Portent from the Past, with Kitties!
But I must.
I’m sharing this one for the last line of copy in the block:
“Every woman who sees them wants them—she must have them.”
A lovely example of inventing desire.
Don’t Come Around Here No More
Maxfield Parrish must have been a masochist, because this is a painting of his. He CHOSE to paint this insane checkered pattern. I wonder if he ever tried plaid?
Tough times call for PSA spokescharacters and catchy slogans.
“Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.”
— Smokey Bear
“Give a hoot. Don’t pollute.”
— Woodsy Owl
“Give the virus no assistance! Wash your hands and keep your distance!”
— Soapy the Pandemic Panda
Beep-beep zip bang!
Fun facts:
Plymouth paid Warner Bros. fifty grand to use the Road Runner name and likeness.
Hatched in 1968, the Plymouth Road Runner wasn’t discontinued until 1980.
And yes, Plymouth had a special beep-beep horn for it, developed by the Sparton Corporation of Jackson, Michigan. Hear it here.
Continue readingYou are under the spell of Ka•Bala!
Did you know that in 2016, Bass Pro Shops acquired Ka•Bala for $5,500,000,000?
Wait… I’m being told that was Cabela’s, not Ka•Bala.
Well, did you know that Madonna became involved with Ka•Bala way back in 1998?
Wait… Now I’m being told that was Kabbalah, not Ka•Bala.
Well then, what the heck is this thing!?
Oh, just some proprietary blend of tarot, spin-the-bottle, magic 8-ball and ouija board, I guess.
Continue readingPoke up a fire and re-lax.
Cold-reading the intro to Better Homes & Gardens Barbecue Book: Complete How-to for Outdoor Cooking. Glorious writing and illustration.
“No longer are pitiful little misshapen, ricket-twisted bodies excusable.”
