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[trashes kitchen in Crisco-fueled rage]
I was trying to find out if the big container of Crisco was called a canister, can, jar, tub, pail, bucket or something else, and noticed this rather ambitious bit of copy…
Sage Advice
Don’t forget to add “F-inna-circle double-you double-you double-you dot space” before your website address so people know you’re on the computer.
Diork
After seeing a Dior Sauvage commercial, I have learned that Johnny Depp has no clue how to use a shovel.
The Lion King remake is awful.
A Pain in the Asterisk
Looks like Barnes & Noble might soon have to replace the Paranormal Teen Romance section with a Sassy Self Help and Personal Growth Books with Barely Bleeped Sweary Titles section.
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Somebody’s going to kern in hell for this.
[twitch]
When the VP of Sweaters tells you to hurry the heck up and send out that darn Target email already!
So close.
It happens to the best of us.