Category Archives: going critical

“Thank you for paying for your service plan these last few years, sucker.”

That magical moment when, after not having hot water for three days, your utility company’s outsourced service plan provider decides to give you the middle finger via voicemail.

Blowing Smoke

For those of you who still believe that corporations always have the best interests of Americans in mind, here’s a nice little something from 1984.

(cough) (cough) Bullshit! (cough) (cough)

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I finally found some spae for my cawpers!

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE BACKPACKS SO…

backpacking backpacks

I want to know what happened in 1989.

I liked Michaels better before they updated their “Where Shit Happens” tagline.

I don’t know what possessives some people.

Sigh.

The adtothebone review of McDonald’s Grand Mac

The McDonald’s Grandma, err… Grand Mac with a miniature $100 bill to mess up your sense of scale.

It tasted like a Big Mac. Continue reading

It’s amazing how quotation marks can change the meaning of something.

Moahahahahahaha

Translation: “Until we kill you.”

Store display poster for M•A•C and Star Trek — Brilliant!

M•A•C and Star Trek

They made it so.