Category Archives: going critical

I don’t know what possessives some people.

Sigh.

The adtothebone review of McDonald’s Grand Mac

The McDonald’s Grandma, err… Grand Mac with a miniature $100 bill to mess up your sense of scale.

It tasted like a Big Mac. Continue reading

It’s amazing how quotation marks can change the meaning of something.

Moahahahahahaha

Translation: “Until we kill you.”

Store display poster for M•A•C and Star Trek — Brilliant!

M•A•C and Star Trek

They made it so.

For when simply lame just won’t do.

la mer

what a croc

In Vogue.

In Vogue.

They’re so not cool that they’re cool… to the point of not being cool again… which makes them cool again… making people realize they’re not cool… which isn’t just cool… it’s tres cool… so very not cool.

So… Are you pro-Crocs or no-Crocs?

An Open Letter from Chester Cheetah

Dear America,  Please stop referring to Donald Trump as a “Cheeto”.  Cheetos are a deliciously cheesy snack.  Donald Trump is a dangerous, narcissistic and delusional sociopath.  I hope that clears things up.  Thank you.  Sincerely, Chester Cheetah

A special message from Ernie “The Gurney” Keeber

Ernie "The Gurney" Keebler

After a full day of ritualistically bludgeoning hookers to death, relax with a handful of delicious Keebler Town House Flatbread Crisps!

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the ending of a radio ad for the Sprint Unlimited Freedom Plan.

Beauty is in the eye of the beh… AHHHHHHH!

I saw this floor display for Mission Athletic Care in our local Lowe’s Home Improvement store and I can’t decide if this assembled quirk is a design fail or design win.

Eye caramba!

Eye caramba!

Let’s call it a fawin.

Sometimes my contact lenses feel like this.

Sometimes my contact lenses feel like this.