What does it smell like? “sultry, light, flippant”
Does anyone else smell… murder?Continue reading
Would you trust your tree with this man?
I didn’t realize that tree surgeons were a thing until I read a bit about the profession in a Straight Dope column about Groucho Marx by Cecil Adams. Yes, you should read the entire column.
Way back in the day, Groucho Marx hosted a radio/TV quiz show called “You Bet Your Life. During one show when he was interviewing a tree surgeon, he asked, “Have you ever fallen out of any of your patients?”
Read one heck of an obituary for Groucho here.
And now you know about tree surgeons too.Continue reading
Is he about to push her over the railing?
Or maybe he’s a chiropractor about to make an adjustment.
“Aveu” is French for “confession”, so “Aveu Confession du désir” means “confession confession of desire”.
“It is a feminine floral, created in 1946. Just at the end of the war, women were looking for beauty, flowers, things that would cheer them up after years of hardship, and Aveu was launched for this purpose.”
I have been unsuccessful in tracking down information on the assumed artist, Cydney. If you know anything, please hook me up!
The sophisticated name for a railing is balustrade. The vertical thingies on a balustrade are balusters. Now aren’t you fancy!?
Check out that sweet ampersand.
I was hoping there’d be a fancy name for those fingerless long/arm/sleeve gloves. Alas. “Gants à manches sans doigts” is a bit of a mouthful.
A 50ml flacon of this vintage perfume could set you back over $300.
A flacon is a bottle.
A falcon is a bird.Continue reading
“What the hell am I smelling and why is it so wonderful? …Whatever the notes are, they’ve converged to create a sexual flower, one that is at its peak of fragrance, like a meadow in full bloom on the hottest spring day, visited by the horniest, healthiest bees.” — from a My Sin review
What is dusting powder (one of the variations listed at the bottom of the ad)?Continue reading
When was the last time you write a real letter, you cold and heartless monster?
This company was founded in 1893 to manufacture social stationery. Social stationery. The first social media?
I know you can’t wait to read about the history of paper.
You wanna go old-old school? I got ya — the history of papyrus.
Remember Cursive?Continue reading
No, this isn’t an ad for Dr. Porkenheimer’s Boner Juice; it’s for bananas!
Who is Luther Burbank, the dude mentioned in the body copy? Without him, there wouldn’t be french fries.
Ever hear of a banana republic? You can thank these guys for that.
There are over a thousand different types of bananas, including the ice cream banana.
Did you know those gross stringy things on a banana have a name? Phloem bundles! That’s one of my favorite bits of useless knowledge.
Stephen Colbert and Gwen Stefani once argued over the spelling of bananas.Continue reading