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Sing us a song, you’re the honky tonk harpsichord man.

1974 magazine ad for Cordovox Electronic Pianos

1974 magazine ad for Cordovox Electronic Pianos

“Suspiciously similar to the Selmer-Armon in having sliders for the 3 equally dismal sounds.”

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15 Upcoming Pizza Hut Innovations (patents pending)

The Pizzaco™
The Pizza Roll Pizza™
The Pizzuritto™
The 200-Piece Interlocking Pizza Puzzle™
The Vegan Pizza Containing Real Vegans™
The Pizza Box Made Of Pizza Containing A Pizza Made Of Cardboard™
Skynet Sentient Za™
The Monsanto™
Just Crust™
Upside-Down Pizza™
(invented by a clumsy delivery boy)
The Cheese-Stuffed-Meat-Stuffed-Cheese-Stuffed-Meat-Stuffed-Cheese-Stuffed Blobizza™
The Dodecagon™
The Percheron™
Zamen Noodles™