The late-1940s Marshall-Wells Company had you covered for all your asbestos needs.
It’s more properly called coprolite, but somebody at the antique store understands the target audience.
I saw this floor display for Mission Athletic Care in our local Lowe’s Home Improvement store and I can’t decide if this assembled quirk is a design fail or design win.
Let’s call it a fawin.
Sometimes my contact lenses feel like this.