Eat more potatoes.
You have toes, so eat potatoes.
Dig those potatoes, man.
Tonight, we’re having potatoes!
Potato — the egg of the underworld.
There’s nothing hotter than a potato.
“No matter how you spell it, it’s still potatos.”— Dan Quayle
Eat yer taters.
Potatoes — The rocks you can eat.
Your bud, the spud.
Mash things up.
The potato — North America’s banana.
Potatoes — America’s favorite lumpy nutrition.
Are potatoes ok?
Where fries come from.
Hey! It’s a potato!
Back in 2000 or so, DDB Chicago changed Leo Burnett’s “Behold, the power of cheese.” for America’s Dairy Farmers to “Ahh, the power of cheese.” after winning the account.
20 years later, I am no longer mad, but I am still disappointed.
The holy grail of fictitious Hollywood food products is now in my possession.
Life is good. And rather high in sodium.
SMEAT still needs a good tagline, though. One that can crush “Break The Monotony” for Hormel’s SPAM.
Have a SMEAT.
Tastes like feet. SMEAT.
You can’t beat the SMEAT!
It’s so SMEATy!
Just SMEAT it.
SMEAT yourself right.
It’s not meat; it’s SMEAT!
Enjoy the SMEAT life.
Heat. Eat. SMEAT.
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I’m pretty sure this qualifies as ironic, don’cha think?