The holy grail of fictitious Hollywood food products is now in my possession.
Life is good. And rather high in sodium.
SMEAT still needs a good tagline, though. One that can crush “Break The Monotony” for Hormel’s SPAM.
Have a SMEAT.
Tastes like feet. SMEAT.
You can’t beat the SMEAT!
It’s so SMEATy!
Just SMEAT it.
SMEAT yourself right.
It’s not meat; it’s SMEAT!
Enjoy the SMEAT life.
Heat. Eat. SMEAT.
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Nice to SMEAT you!
Nice! Did you get this straight from Earl Hayes, or through some other means? I may be slightly obsessed with Smeat.
It’s an industry thang. You chose your obsession well!
Smeat. It’s what’s for smupper.
Alternate: Smeat is for sme!