Category Archives: food

The adtothebone review of McDonald’s Grand Mac

The McDonald’s Grandma, err… Grand Mac with a miniature $100 bill to mess up your sense of scale.

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White Serial Killer Finally Caught After 50 Years

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The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the Pillsbury Doughboy was finally caught, ending his horrific Poppin’ Fresh killing spree.

Two things I learned from the cover of a Planters mixed nuts holiday gift tin.

1. Mr. Peanut likes to go sledding in the shells of his slain enemies.

2. Mr. Peanut’s personal assistant has some serious arm and leg issues.

A Throwback Thursday Special Edition from my alter-ego days: Fervor Sauce!

Look, Ma! I made the cover!

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At first glance, do you see tomatoes or the chubby, upturned hands of an evil clown about to kill you?

Sweet dreams, my friends.

Truth in Packaging: Goo-Goo Cluster Edition

Expectation…

…Reality

Still ate it, though.

Top 8 Ham Cereals

Sugar Snouts

Shredded Oink

Kellogg’s Special P

Piggy Pebbles

Honey Bunches of Ham

Chicharrónios

Squeeeeeeeeties

Cinnamon Pork Crunch

Because Febreze is sooooo last millennium.

Nothing makes your day quite like receiving a Schweigert sausage air freshener in the mail.

Unboxed and Taste Tested: Cricket, Vixen and I review Merrick Purrfect Bistro

The friendly neighborhood UPS guy dropped off a perk from Klout this last Friday — a sample box from Merrick Purrfect Bistro. Let’s see what’s inside!

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The Other George Washington, aka Bratwurst Jubilee

I like big brats and I cannot lie! Pit and chop down some Rainier cherries. Add the cherries to a bunned brat and top with mini marshmallows. Toast the marshmallows with a kitchen torch and enjoy!

This was the last of 10 of my entries in the Johnsonville Brattender 2012 Brat Cocktail contest, and my personal favorite.