I’m so very sorry.
Look out, cool and rebellious cow!
Well, SOMEONE has to clean up all those damned grease splatters from the George Foreman Grill!
It is generally agreed upon that Hostess’s Captain Cupcake is the Big Gay Al of advertising mascots.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Mickey Mouse Band-Aid bandages.
It’s fifteen minutes of shame. And potassium.