Not the most elegant of euphemisms, but effective nonetheless.
Ladies, it’s time to clip your poodles.
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The Giblet that Refreshes
The Fifties were a dark time, especially since they hadn’t yet figured out the recipe for Coca-Cola-glazed turkey.
1959 two-page Coca-Cola / Coke Thanksgiving magazine ad
“Grandma, did you forget to make the damned potatoes again?”
Somewhere between Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours and Tusk, there was this.
Ludwig Rockers magazine ad with Mick Fleetwood from the back cover of Canadian Musician, April 1979
Forget the drum heads, Mick, and let’s talk about that glorious coat!
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Why? Because the neighborhood’s gone to hell since Santa showed up, that’s why.
Jews for Jesus 1984 magazine ad
This headline would have benefitted from a comma.
Keep the Y’shua in Y’shuamas, y’all, or the giant hand of God will grab and smite thee. Continue reading