Wife: “Honey? Do we have any blindfolds?”
Hubs: “I don’t think so, except for the special one. Will that work?”
Wife: “Yes. Would you be a dear and fetch it for me?”
Hubs: [from bedroom] “What about the handcuffs?”
Wife: “Maybe later.”
WHAT IS GOING ON!?
Is it a forgotten taste sensation?
Is it a practical joke?
I do not know.