Wife: “Honey? Do we have any blindfolds?” Hubs: “I don’t think so, except for the special one. Will that work?” Wife: “Yes. Would you be a dear and fetch it for me?” Hubs: [from bedroom] “What about the handcuffs?” Wife: “Maybe later.” Fun fact: Similar to how Nabisco comes from “National Biscuit Company”, Crisco comes […]