Q: Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
A: The Old Volks home.
I’m so sorry.
Not-really-fun fact: The Volkswagen Beetle was originally named the Volkswagen Type 1 and marketed as the Volkswagen.
More VW Beetle trivia here via Mental Floss.
Time to learn a little German — a German cat food (I hope) magazine ad from the 60s.
Toitoitoi — You’re going to like this word.