Wanna lose weight and get in great shape! Eat a shitload of sugar!
On second thought, don’t do dat.
In the Middle Ages, rich and royal people would commission giant sugar sculptures called subtleties.
Artist Kara Walker confected us a modern one and called it “A Subtlety“.
The ad copy:
GW Sugar puts the fun in fitness!
Fitness is fun!
Throw your weight around. Play it away! A half hour of active play a day can take off — or keep off — as much as 26 pounds a year. The ideal fuel for all your fitness fun is Nature’s purest energy food — most rapidly absorbed “go” power — GW Instant Energy Sugar.
For a life, not a letdown, shape up with the fun food, Nature’s own GW Instant Energy Sugar.