“And that’s one to flow on.”
It was a strange day for children’s television.
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“And that’s one to flow on.”
Category Archives: what the…!?
While renewing my free subscription for a business publication by “answering a few simple questions”…
A Throwback Thursday Special Edition from my alter-ego days: Fervor Sauce!
What if the monster truck rally radio commercial voiceover guy normally talks like that?
At a Starbucks:
“VENTI VENTI VENTI!!!”
Buying a toilet at Lowe’s:
“WHY DO I HAVE TO BUY THE WHOLE SEAT IF I ONLY NEED THE EDGE!?!?”
At the ballet:
“YOU CALL THAT A PIROUETTE!?!?”
Deer hunting with his pals:
“IT MUST HAVE SMELLED US!!!”
At a funeral:
“SHE’S IN A BETTER PLACE NOW!!!”
At a ski resort:
“AVALANCHE!!! ANOTHER AVALANCHE!!!”
Discussing the weather:
“IT’S NOT THE HEAT!!! IT’S THE HUMIDITY!!!”
In the kitchen:
“MY SOUFFLÉ!!!”
At the proctologist:
“MY BOWELS ARE ALREADY SHAKING!!!”
In space:
“………………..!!!”
At a public library:
“I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE IN HERE AS EVERYBODY ELSE!!!”
Calling the family cat in at night:
“MISTER WHISKERS!!! MISTER WHISKERS!!! HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!!!”
Checking on his children at midnight:
“ARE YOU ASLEEP!?!?”
North Dakota
Assed from the Past
An unused illustration by Bob S. from my earlier days of North Dakota advertising.
Framed and hanging on my wall.
Are they made from real orangutans?
“This ape is great!”
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but its spine is a friggin’ tattletale.
What a fine collection of weighty tomes from the Barnes & Noble bargain section…
…Dammit, Barnes & Noble!
So close.
“Reports of my erectile dysfunction have been greatly exaggerated.” — Sir James Dyson
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