No, this isn’t an ad for Dr. Porkenheimer’s Boner Juice; it’s for bananas!
Who is Luther Burbank, the dude mentioned in the body copy? Without him, there wouldn’t be french fries.
Ever hear of a banana republic? You can thank these guys for that.
There are over a thousand different types of bananas, including the ice cream banana.
Did you know those gross stringy things on a banana have a name? Phloem bundles! That’s one of my favorite bits of useless knowledge.
Stephen Colbert and Gwen Stefani once argued over the spelling of bananas.Continue reading