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Get away from her shoes, you bitch!

Late-1985 or 1986 magazine ad for Reebok Aliens Fighter Shoe and 20th Century Fox's Aliens (or "Alien 2" if you worked in a video rental place back then like I did.)

Late-1985 or 1986 magazine ad for Reebok Aliens Fighter Shoe and 20th Century Fox’s Aliens (or “Alien 2” if you worked in a video rental place back then like I did).

Because of the curious kerning and capitalization choices in the headline, I wasn’t convinced this was a real ad but decided to search for it anyway. Several years later, thanks to Etsy (arrived damaged) and finally eBay (this one), I can attest that it is indeed real.

I also found an uncomfirmed mention that it was also an in-store display poster, but a surviving copy of that I have yet to find.

Obligatory Aliens movie review and analysis.

And here’s the original review from Roger Ebert.

Later versions of the Reebok shoe – nowadays called Alien Stomper along woth some variations – command a rather impressive price online.

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An angry thunderbolt of terror explodes out of the ocean’s depths!

♬ DaadumbDaadumbDadumb dadumb dadumb dadumb.

Orca
Found on the back cover of Marvel’s The Tomb of Dracula, Lord of Vampires #60 (September 1977) comic book.

Jaws it ain’t.

“A lousier movie may get made one of these days or years, but it will have to wrest the trophy from the dead and icy grasp of Orca.” — LA Times

“If it were medically possible to overdose on claptrap, Orca, which opened yesterday at the Criterion and other theaters, would be compelled to carry a warning from the Surgeon General.” — The New York Times

Well, now I’m probably going to have to find and watch it.

Spoiler alert: Bo Derek (in her movie debut) supposedly gets her leg chomped off in this masterpiece.

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