![Old Spice After Shave and Cologne ad from 1969.](https://i1.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/oldspicedaddy1000m.jpg?fit=625%2C814)
Is this official Spice Girls canon?
Continue readingThink about it — This ad’s style is ripe for parody.
I’m a narcissist…
so make it all about me.
Everybody’s doing smack…
And I’m willing to shoot some up,
but cocaine’s my bag.
I don’t eat bananas because potassium is cool.
I buy them because they look like bright yellow penises.
Trivia: “Brio” appears to be Italian for “vivacity”, which isn’t exactly the manliest of words. Continue reading