I wonder what sort of magnificently manly scent this stuff had…
Eau de dumpster full of sweaty jock straps?
Crusty sock and whisky barf?
Burning chest hair?
Lumberjack taint scrapings?
I guess I’ll never know, but she seems into it.
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The Feminization of the American Male.
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