“We’ll be bouillonaires!”

The preliminary focus groups indicated that there was huge market potential for the Cuisinart Spumescent Pork Liquifier, so the project was green-lit and fast-tracked for production and global sale.

The brand extension collapsed soon after its launch, for even with a name like Cuisinart, one inexorable truth remained — Spumescent pork liquids taste like ass.

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