Rabid Eye Movement

According to Reverend Thaddeus Bukelavic’s “Dream Interpretations and Diabolical Undercurrents of Seemingly Innocuous Objects” (©1884, Prairie Pulpit Press), if you dream of encountering a glass of clear liquid on the floor of a white room and you’re not wearing any shoes, then you are a foul and wretched evil-stenched sinner who will most assuredly burn in Hell for all eternity.

His Wikipedia entry notes that he wasn’t invited to many social gatherings.

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