High Priestess: Oh Mighty Tefnut, Egyptian Goddess of Moisture, we beseech thee to douse our arid and sorrowful pores with your blessings.
All: Protect us from Xeroderma, that evil bitch. Make our skin lustrous, smooth, soft and rich.
High Priestess: And if it’s not too much trouble, Larry’s been acting like a real jerk to me again, so if you’d smite him or something, I’d really appreciate it.
All: Tefnut lovely. Tefnut wise. Tefnut give us creamy thighs.
High Priestess: And could you hurry it up already? I’m starting to get serious sandgina down here.
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