Old Ways Die Hard

Halfway through his commencement address, right after the point where he compared the graduating class to freshly-hatched sea turtles trying to make their way across the treacherous beach into an even more treacherous ocean, well… that’s when the LSD kicked in.

They later found him, nude, attempting to crawl into a garden hose.

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