Keep your stockholders happy and their lovers minty.

Saturday, May 24, 2008 – In a daring brand extension repackaging scheme to increase sales and create a new mass-market product category without spending any money on R&D, the world is introduced to the Pre-Oral-B Cooterbrush.

6 thoughts on “Keep your stockholders happy and their lovers minty.

  1. Gregg

    “Looks like we’ll have to do a little drilling today; lie back and try to relax while I get my tool out.”

    or

    “I’ve just finished, Ms. Hove. Why don’t you rinse and spit now?”

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