I weep for my industry – the Post Cupcake Pebbles jingle

(transcribed from a 15 second commercial during Saturday morning cartoons)
__________
Here it comes! The first cupcake cereal ever!
? New Cupcake Pebbles! ?
(Wha-ho!)
? Party in a box! ?
(Mmmm!)
? Tastes yummy like a cupcake! ?
? Makes you wanna rock! ?
(Woo-hoo!)
New Post Cupcake Pebbles! Partofagoodbreakfast.
? Party in a box! ?
(Yum-yum!)
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Idiocracy is now, and it’s frosting-flavored.

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