Another reason not to drop acid whilst Christmas shopping.

“I, Connor Conniption, rogue N.S.A. agent, have tracked the elusive Estée Bin Lauder to an innocent-looking perfume kiosk at the Mall of America. Using my tiger-like stealth, I have remained thus far undetected, and will initiate Pounce, Tackle and Arrest Sequence 7-B just as soon as I finish urinating.”

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