![“Well, first off, I'm more comfortable with you referring to it by its proper medical term, ‘vart’...”](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/newmom.jpg?w=625)
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!['Round these here parts we call'em cooter pox.](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/bumps.jpg?w=625)
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![Luckily, a man claiming to be Daedalus ran out of the university building and strategically placed a feather mattress on the ground below.](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/icarus.jpg?w=625)
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![“Tabitha, this rock is sooooo much better than the crystal meth that the Smyths’ pool boy cooks up in their guest house. You simply MUST give me the recipe!!!”](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/morecrack.jpg?w=625)
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![“If they wouldn't have run me through with spears quite so quickly, I could have explained to them that I was alluding to the standard and rather tired ‘burn in hell’ cry but instead thought that they might find a ‘burns when you urinate’ reference to be a tad bit more jovial and clever. Oh well...”](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/gonorrhea.jpg?w=625)
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![“Dag-nabbit! Looks like we done missed us a li'l bit of nature over yonder. Fire up the 'dozers!”](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/surveyer.jpg?w=625)
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![“I feel the hoary hellfire of the devil burning inside you! Not wanting to take me for walkies! Not wanting to play catch! Not wanting to buy me sausages! Satan is making you lazy and weak and cheap! And let's not forgot that demon-fueled erectile dysfunction of yours! Well the divine power of heaven flows through my bones and the devil is shaking in his cloven hooves! THE DEVIL IS SCARED! THE DEVIL IS SCARED! THE DEVIL WILL BE MASTER OF MY MASTER NO MORE! DEVIL BEGONE! I COMMAND THEE! BEGONE! Now get my leash, and make it snappy, for I have to widdle like you wouldn't believe.”](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/faithheeler.jpg?w=625)
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![Also, I believe you have my stapler.](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/tpsreports.jpg?w=625)
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![“Well how was I supposed to know that he goes to the same church as you!?”](https://i0.wp.com/www.adtothebone.com/blogpix/badadvice.jpg?w=625)
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