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For Constipation and Biliousness

I am pleased to say I went home with the true jewel of the auction.

when your child needs an enema…

Fleet Enema ad found in Today’s Health magazine, April 1956


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Do you even backgammon, brio… err… I mean, bro?

1974 magazine ad for Roman Brio

Think about it — This ad’s style is ripe for parody.

I’m a narcissist…
so make it all about me.
Everybody’s doing smack…
And I’m willing to shoot some up,
but cocaine’s my bag.
I don’t eat bananas because potassium is cool.
I buy them because they look like bright yellow penises.

Trivia: “Brio” appears to be Italian for “vivacity”, which isn’t exactly the manliest of words. Continue reading

For when simply lame just won’t do.

la mer

Beware of Buns of Steel