(Note: It’s actually “alterative juice”, but I’m sticking with alternative juice because it amuses me.) If you got syphilis, yo, this’ll solve it. Alternative juice will prolly dissolve it. Let’s check out these Succus Alterans Alternative Juice ingredients! According to Wikipedia… “Stillingia sylvatica was used by Native Americans for syphilis and as a cathartic, diuretic, laxative, and emetic. In large doses, it causes vomiting and diarrhea.” Smilax ornata […]