Mar
09
2010
Willy Wonka’s Wonky Willies
Posted by: Clayton Hove in product!, what the...!?, tags: are you going to eat that?, chewy, phallic, simulacrum
Sold in the United States as “Sour Puckerooms Gummies”, I think we now know how Mr. Wonka controls his poor Oompa-Loompas and the general Oompa-Loompa population.
We can only hope and pray that he never brings Wonka’s Doompety Doo to market.

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