An exclusive peek into a typical high-power board of directors’ special crisis management committee meeting.

“Item number five on the agenda for today: Bargain Bob’s Rent2Own is repossessing our table thanks to that damn fool Frank over here defaulting on the payments AGAIN. I make a motion to have Frank whacked in the sack with a ball-peen hammer three times by each member of the board, including himself. All those in favor….”

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