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		<title>What better way to show your mom how much she means to you&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[…than by taking her to Hooters on Mother&#8217;s Day! Wait, what!?]]></description>
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		<title>Look! Look! I&#8217;m engaging with a brand! Look! Look!</title>
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		<title>FedEx nominated into the Department of Redundancy Department&#8217;s Hall of Fame</title>
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		<title>You know it&#8217;s hard out here for a scavenger.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gary and Greg found it hard to hide their disappointment after realizing their pizza score was Little Caesars.]]></description>
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		<title>Although great strides have been made, North Dakotans still aren&#8217;t very good at graffiti.</title>
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		<title>The best brands aren&#8217;t afraid to wink at you.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little touches can have a big impact. Photo is of the spiffy back flap of a Mezzetta envelope sent to me after an email correspondence regarding their discontinued Olives in Habanero Hot Sauce — a jar of fiery and unfathomable deliciousness that I hope and pray they will one day dis-discontinue. I&#8217;m currently going through [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[For one reason or other, my younger self saw fit to clip out this John Cleese photo and quote 20 or so years ago. I found it again this weekend while going through some old boxes of mine. Sharing commenced.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;This is going to be the most extreme McDonald&#8217;s Dollar Menu commercial ever!&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Five seconds later, her hair burst into flames.]]></description>
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		<title>Bullwinkle&#8217;s Résumé</title>
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