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		<title>I wonder if Sam knows&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Well, at least Sally in Marketing talked them out of naming it &#8220;Prom Night Dora&#8221;.</title>
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		<title>A very special message to Hyundai and its ad agency&#8230;</title>
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		<title>It ain&#8217;t braggin&#8217; if it&#8217;s true.</title>
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		<title>A short note to the KFC formerly and better known as Kentucky Fried Chicken:</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your slogan is &#038; will always be &#8220;Finger-lickin&#8217; good.&#8221; Stop trying to come up with a better one. You won&#8217;t.]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, snap!</title>
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		<title>Before I Could Tweet</title>
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		<title>If other companies modeled their names after Yum! Brands:</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 01:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Today in American fashion brand news&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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