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Oct 26 2008

Ricky Martin Bjornsen develops Ambulophobia.

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“‘It‘s a beautiful day,’ she said. ‘Get your lazy butt away from the computer and go outside,’ she said. ‘A little fresh air will do you a world of good,’ she said. ‘Just walk down to the Circle K and pick me up a pack of Newports,’ she said...”

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Oct 19 2008

A special message to “that schmuck who quit his job so that he could focus on day trading, koorvahs and blow but just lost his ass on the stock market” from the gal who divorced him in 2007.

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“...unless you count the gonorrhea and herpes you caught from the Doublemeth Twins!”

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Sep 14 2008

Who Club! Episode 1: The Mystery of the Ghostly Ghost of Murdoch Manor

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro, frieze frame

While Who Club! was swiftly cancelled by 20th Century Fox after only one episode, several of Ooby's utterances became strangely durable catchphrases amongst the hipster set - Pnerks!, Blurglefertz!, Gabaladinga! and Venti!

As the gang of young and plucky sleuths examined their latest clue in the secret chamber of the abandoned mansion on the hill, Ooby, their beloved microcephalic owl, tried to alert them to the approaching and very angry sword-wielding apparition by squawking out random nonsensical exclamations.

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Sep 12 2008

Never ask a theatre major for directions.

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“To answer your query, I shall become a rooster of metal, buffeted by the winds of fate, aimed in the general direction of your destiny.”

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Sep 10 2008

The perils of a second marriage, part 19.

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“Well, first off, I'm more comfortable with you referring to it by its proper medical term, ‘vart’...”

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Aug 20 2008

What goes on behind closed doors…

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

'Round these here parts we call'em cooter pox.

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Aug 05 2008

Yet another reason why Mythology 302 and Dissociative Identity Disorder don’t mix.

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

Luckily, a man claiming to be Daedalus ran out of the university building and strategically placed a feather mattress on the ground below.

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Jun 11 2008

Wealthy White Suburbia Finally Gets Around To Adopting And Adapting Yet Another 80s-Era Inner-City Phenomenon

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“Tabitha, this rock is sooooo much better than the crystal meth that the Smyths’ pool boy cooks up in their guest house. You simply MUST give me the recipe!!!”

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Jun 07 2008

Edwin tries a novel but ultimately ineffectual battle cry.

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“If they wouldn't have run me through with spears quite so quickly, I could have explained to them that I was alluding to the standard and rather tired ‘burn in hell’ cry but instead thought that they might find a ‘burns when you urinate’ reference to be a tad bit more jovial and clever. Oh well...”

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May 08 2008

For when “epic fail” just doesn’t cut it…

Posted by: Clayton Hove in admacro

“Dag-nabbit! Looks like we done missed us a li'l bit of nature over yonder. Fire up the 'dozers!”

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