Five seconds later, her hair burst into flames.
“This is going to be the most extreme McDonald’s Dollar Menu commercial ever!”
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Secrets to directing models for a great photograph, part 2,371
“Now act like she just farted.”
The power of the Colonel compels you!
A triumph in genetic engineering, black magic and initial sales, demand soon plummeted for the evil hot wings that noisily regenerated themselves after every bite.
What’s stronger than 29 dimensions of compatibility?
Woo! Check out the rack on that first one!
Advertising Lessons Learned The Hard Way, part 5,219
Make sure your actress likes Greek-style yogurt before shooting your Greek-style yogurt TV commercial.
Modeling Pose #98: Old Navy Beans
A special pose usually only mastered by top models, the O.N.B. combines the mannequin-style “hand on hip, elbow out” look of Pose #2 with the classic arched-back “stinkbug on the beach” posture of Pose #31. Used primarily when the model needs to pass gas during a long photo shoot.
Hoth Pockets!
You know that scene in Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back on the ice planet Hoth after Han Solo found the almost-frozen Luke Skywalker and used Luke’s lightsaber to slice open the gut of the Tauntaun?
These guys remind me of that moment.
“The guys in R&D said we could try it out at home for a few days.”
Trojan’s brand extension into the mainstream consumer adult sex toy market was not without a failure or two.
Well, at least Sally in Marketing talked them out of naming it “Prom Night Dora”.
Kids are growing up so fast these days.
Tricks and Tips of the Advertising Trade #52,965
When casting hand models for your commercials, sometimes it’s a good policy to find out if they’re colorblind.