It was interesting reading about Okinawa’s “EXTENSIVE MICE EXPERIENCE”, “COMPREHENSIVE MICE FACILITIES”, “TOURISM AND MICE OPTIONS” and “POST-MICE EVENTS AND ACTIVITIES” before knowing that MICE was a business acronym.
The holy grail of fictitious Hollywood food products is now in my possession.
SMEAT!
Life is good. And rather high in sodium.
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SMEAT still needs a good tagline, though. One that can crush “Break The Monotony” for Hormel’s SPAM.
Have a SMEAT.
Tastes like feet. SMEAT.
You can’t beat the SMEAT!
It’s so SMEATy!
Just SMEAT it.
SMEAT yourself right.
It’s not meat; it’s SMEAT!
Enjoy the SMEAT life.
Heat. Eat. SMEAT.
SMEAT me!
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Inside the Sweetheart/Hostess Bakery thrift store in Bismarck, North Dakota on Friday, November 16, 2012. Normally, this aisle would be piled high with boxes of Hostess Twinkies, Zingers, Cupakes, Ho Hos and Ding Dongs.
Everybody panic!
Up next, the Dasani douche.
I’m pretty sure this qualifies as ironic, don’cha think?
01) Lootin’
02) Pillagin’
03) Plunderin’
04) Sackin’
05) Rum Drinkin’
06) Buryin’ Treasure
07) Unburyin’ Treasure
08) Map Makin’
09) Cannon Firin’
10) Blunderbussin’
11) Swordfightin’
12) Cutlass Sharpenin’
13) Sailin’
14) Misc. Fightin’
15) Belayin’
16) Booty Callin’
17) New Business Pursuitin’
18) Plank Walkin’
19) Keelhaulin’
20) Scurvy
21) Riggin’
22) Mizzenmastin’
23) Swabbin’
24) Sea Shanty Singin’
25) Jolly Roger Mendin’
26) Swashbucklin’
27) Linguistics
28) Amputatin’
29) Parrot/Monkey Trainin’
30) Ship Repairin’
31) Barnacle Scrapin’
32) Timber Shiverin’
33) Deck Poopin’
34) Landlubbin’
35) Wenchin’
36) Account Management
37) Arrrrrrrr & Arrrrrrrr
Most advertising experts will tell you that because of its medium, location and audience, 5 to 8 words are pretty much the max for an outdoor billboard. Well, these savvy financial advisors decided to buck tradition (and logic and legibility) for a most impressive word count. Congratulations!
Now I think they’re just jucking with us.
